[Chorus] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh!
[White guy in suite:] Hey Konvict. O-oh, Konvict!
[Konvict:] You gotta name, cop ?
[White guy in suite:] Jack Gates. I need your help finding a witness.
[Konvict:] What makes you thing I´m gonna help you? What the hell´s in for me? [White guy in suite:]
Only for an hour at least away from this place. We´re seeking an old friend.
[Konvict:] So when do we get started?
[Akon:] Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping on, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
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Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping on, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
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[Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a lil drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure medicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back thru my chores Steps upstage and think I saw Creeps up behind me, shes like "yoo" I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Starts from the club to the crib it's like a mile away I'm more like a pal of shall I say Plus I got pal of gal? his game In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!"
[Akon:] I feel you creeping on, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
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Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rollin' Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!" Hittin on less than "Three!" Block wheel style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping on, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
